From cc6460c0784a0393702e7c4ca23089e9e76e83d6 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Atridad Lahiji <me@atri.dad>
Date: Fri, 6 Mar 2026 16:50:02 -0700
Subject: [PATCH] This is much funnier

---
 modules/proxy.nix | 2 +-
 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-)

diff --git a/modules/proxy.nix b/modules/proxy.nix
index c6670a9..52baa72 100644
--- a/modules/proxy.nix
+++ b/modules/proxy.nix
@@ -50,7 +50,7 @@ let
     # Intercept bots immediately.
     # Because this 'handle' is at the top, it runs first and prevents other handles from executing.
     handle @fuckai {
-      respond "Get outta here with your AI." 403
+      respond "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Aliquam blandit ac neque in imperdiet. Suspendisse ullamcorper eu velit in volutpat. Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit. Suspendisse potenti. Cras non risus id lacus suscipit suscipit eget ac ex. Vestibulum vulputate diam a arcu imperdiet commodo. Etiam magna turpis, auctor ut tincidunt non, sodales eu diam. Suspendisse euismod lorem ultrices, euismod augue in, fermentum velit. Praesent nec enim vitae nibh mollis fringilla." 403
     }
   '';